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anglophonic: “Why America can’t get anything done,” or “Don’t buy any shore front property on Chesapeake Bay.” - When you’re done laughing at the above image (please…take your time) be advised that the person who created it is 100 percent serious.  David Icke, one of the most arguably daft men on planet Earth, is convinced that the United Nations is run (and staffed) by alien creatures who resemble Sleestaks from Land of the Lost. “But Erik…how does this affect me?” Well…let’s say you live in Virgina.  The sea level in Chesapeake Bay is rising at a steady pace, flooding much of the surrounding land.  You know…dry land?   It tends to be important for things like food, water, homes and wildlife.  The state of Virgina has had a plan to fix this problem in the works, but now it cannot so much as hold a public meeting without an army of Paul-tards and Teabaggers threatening to show up with guns. “The program to help restore the Chesapeake Bay oyster population was slated for land owned by the county, but it was shouted down as a useless federal program that would expand the national debt. The proposal was tabled. As the opposition grew over the summer, confrontations became so heated that some planners posted uniformed police officers at meetings and others hired consultants to help calm audiences and manage the indoor environment, several planners said. In James City County, speakers were shouted away from a podium. In Page County, angry farmers forced commissioners to stop a meeting. In Gloucester County, planners sat stone-faced as activists took turns reading portions of the 500-page “Agenda 21” text, delaying a meeting for more than an hour.” source What is Agenda 21 and why are scary people with guns pissed off?  It is a UN-sponsored multi-national plan to combat global warming.   What do Paul-tards and Teabaggers think it is?  Honestly, they think it is an episode of “The X-Files.” So if you live in Virgina, enjoy that rising water.  Thanks to Ron Paul’s army of creeps and the Tea Party’s corporate funding, energy companies will continue to heat up our planet, old people will continue to deny that Global Warming is even a real thing, and people who should be wards of the state hold will continue to warn us that reptile aliens are behind the whole thing. - #why america is losing    #libertarians     #agenda 21     #ron paul

anglophonic:

“Why America can’t get anything done,” or

“Don’t buy any shore front property on Chesapeake Bay.”

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When you’re done laughing at the above image (please…take your time) be advised that the person who created it is 100 percent serious.  David Icke, one of the most arguably daft men on planet Earth, is convinced that the United Nations is run (and staffed) by alien creatures who resemble Sleestaks from Land of the Lost.

“But Erik…how does this affect me?”

Well…let’s say you live in Virgina.  The sea level in Chesapeake Bay is rising at a steady pace, flooding much of the surrounding land.  You know…dry land?   It tends to be important for things like food, water, homes and wildlife. 

The state of Virgina has had a plan to fix this problem in the works, but now it cannot so much as hold a public meeting without an army of Paul-tards and Teabaggers threatening to show up with guns.

“The program to help restore the Chesapeake Bay oyster population was slated for land owned by the county, but it was shouted down as a useless federal program that would expand the national debt. The proposal was tabled.

As the opposition grew over the summer, confrontations became so heated that some planners posted uniformed police officers at meetings and others hired consultants to help calm audiences and manage the indoor environment, several planners said. In James City County, speakers were shouted away from a podium. In Page County, angry farmers forced commissioners to stop a meeting.

In Gloucester County, planners sat stone-faced as activists took turns reading portions of the 500-page “Agenda 21” text, delaying a meeting for more than an hour.”

source

What is Agenda 21 and why are scary people with guns pissed off?  It is a UN-sponsored multi-national plan to combat global warming.   What do Paul-tards and Teabaggers think it is? 

Honestly, they think it is an episode of “The X-Files.”

So if you live in Virgina, enjoy that rising water. 

Thanks to Ron Paul’s army of creeps and the Tea Party’s corporate funding, energy companies will continue to heat up our planet, old people will continue to deny that Global Warming is even a real thing, and people who should be wards of the state hold will continue to warn us that reptile aliens are behind the whole thing.

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#why america is losing    #libertarians     #agenda 21     #ron paul

(Source: anglophonic-blog)


  1. karmajesus reblogged this from anglophonic-blog and added:
    #why america is losing
  2. mygripmyfocus said: Alien Reptillian folks are CREEPY. I went to a party full of them once. I was not liking it. I wonder if Linda Henning is Libertarian?
  3. anglophonic-blog posted this