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If everything's a metaphor...

Since tumblr isn't as private as I thought it was, I might as well be upfront.
My name is Vicki. I'm old, which in this case means I've entered my twenties. I've fallen in love again. I find humor in almost everything.
When I grow up, I want to create my own clothes and own a boutique.
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anglophonic: - I’ll never forget the look on my father’s face when I found out he had cheated on my mother and I punched him in the mouth.  There were about 20 witnesses, everyone staring at me like I was some kind of monster.  My dad was holding his swollen face like a helpless victim and saying “Oh my god, Erik…why did you do it?” Dude…seriously?  Here’s a word of advice to all the dads out there:  Don’t beat on your kids ever.  And definitely do not beat on them unless you want a really embarrassing, public ass-kicking delivered to you at some point in your life.  Because if you hit your kid and terrorize him (or her), that day is gonna come. - I am a monster…who now pays $60 co-pays for anger management so he won’t hit white dudes.  Thanks, motherfucker.

anglophonic:

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I’ll never forget the look on my father’s face when I found out

he had cheated on my mother and I punched him in the mouth.  There were about 20 witnesses, everyone staring at me like I was some kind of monster.  My dad was holding his swollen face like a helpless victim and saying

“Oh my god, Erik…why did you do it?”

Dude…seriously?  Here’s a word of advice to all the dads out there: 

Don’t beat on your kids ever.  And definitely do not beat on them unless you want a really embarrassing, public ass-kicking delivered to you at some point in your life.  Because if you hit your kid and terrorize him (or her), that day is gonna come.

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I am a monster…who now pays $60 co-pays for anger management so he won’t hit white dudes.  Thanks, motherfucker.


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